36. Akhund+Japoni 37. Chaii 38. Hamid
39. Relax 40. Aynekari 41. Sandwich 1
42. Sandwich 2 43. Darukhane 44. Tork ya fars?
45. Doktor 46. Keshish 47. Shab
48. Fohsh 49. Angize 50. Sepas-gozari
51. Kiwi 52. Amoo 53. Morabi
54. Safar be faza 55. SOS 56. Safar be faza II
57. Kelase Ranandegi 58. Bi pooli 59. Giotin
60. Pinnokio 61. Atighe 62. Sar kharundan
63. Otobus 64. Baghali 65. Panir
66. Fateme 67. Pedar 68. Magas
69. Nini 70. Sadaghe more jokes...

Akhund+Japoni

Yek Akhund mire zane japoni migire, esme bachashuno mizaran: Ayatola Suzuki !!

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Chaii

Be torke goftan: ye jomle besaz ke chaii tosh bashe, goft: Ghuri

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Hamid

Be torke goftan: ba Hamid va Farid yek jomle besaz, goft: Shoma do nafar chegadr shabihe HAMID, vali mesle inke donaFARID.

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Relax

Be torke goftan, ba Relax yek jomle besaz, goft: Ma diruz raftim bage vahsh, bad unja man ba ghuRILAKS jereftam.

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Aynekari

Torke raft toye tavile, yemartabe ja khord, be khodesh goft: Vau, injaram ke Aynekari kardan.

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Sandwich 1

Torke raft dame sandwich forushi, goft, agha ye sandwich bedin, sandwich forushe porsid: ba kaghaz bepicham?goft: Na vala undafe ba kaghaz sir nashudam, ba moghava bepich.

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Sandwich 2

Torke be sanwichforushe goft.Lotfan ye Hamberger. Nushidaniham az un Zardha, ye shishe bedeh. bad az modati khordo, goft:khoshmaze bud, dobare hamuno bede. Akhar dast did toye surathesabesh neveshte: 2000 Toman, ba asabaniat goft: chera inghadar gerune? Sandwich forushe goft: 2 ta Hamberger mishe: 100 toman, 2 litram Roghane Mazola khordi, mishe 2000 toman.

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Darukhane

Tuye darukhane, shishehaya bozorg hast ke tush ye heywun hast toye alkol.

Torke mire darokhane mige. Lotfan 2 ta ghorse sar dard bede,1 sharbate sine, ... bad be un shishehe nega mikone, mige: yek shisham az un TORSHIE BACHE bede.

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Tork ya Fars

Be torke goftan: Bebakhshid shoma tork hastin?

Torke ba asabaniat dad zad: Torkam, ke torkam, SARATAN ke nist, khub misham.

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Doktor

Torke, mire doktor, ba nale mige: Agaye dohtor, man saram dard mikone, delam dard mikone, dastam dard mikone, ....

Doktore mige, mazerat mikham, vali man doktore Hoghugh hastam.

Torke ba asabaniat mige: Pas hoghughe mano bede!!!

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Keshish

Dar yek shahri ye keshish bude, ke hame miumadan pishesh, va damorede gonahashun ba un sohbat mikardan. Yek zani miad pishesh va mige ke ba hamsayeshun rabete badi dashte va hala mikhad ke keshish afvesh kone.Keshishe behesh mige in harfo nazan, begu man zamin khordam. Kholase in toye shahr rasm mishe, va zana vaghti pishe keshish miumadan, migoftan ke Zamin khordan. Ta inke keshishe mimireh, va bejaye un ye keshish tork miad.Kholase yeruz ye zani miad, va behesh mige, ke zamin khorde. Torke mige. Khob havaseto jam kon, ke zamin nakhori.baz dobare ye nafar miad mige ke zamin khorde. Bad az ye hafte, torke be shahrdar zang mizane mige: Chera in khiabuna inghadar vazeshun bade, ke hame zamin mikhoran. Shahrdar mige:lotfan gooshi dastetun bashe, gooshi ro migire dastesh va mikhande, badesh be torke mige. Bale janam, man farda mibinam ke bayad chikar kard.Torke mige: MIKHANDI, zane khodet in hafte se bar zamin khorde!!!

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Shab

Yek bar ye torki einake dudi mizane mire toye kuche, bad az ye modat mibine pesaresh az untarafe khyabun dare rad mishe, mire yek fasl kotakesh mizane, va mige:pedar saj, chand bar behet goftam, in vaghte shab birun naro!!!

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Fohsh

Yek Irani ba yek Arabi harfesh meeshavad. Arabe shoroo meekone fosh dodan be Iranie. Vali iranie bejaye inke be Arabie fosh bede, shoroo meekone be khandidan. Ghash, ghash meekhande.
Ye Iranie deegar meeyad meebine, Arabe darad foosh meede, valy mard Irani dare ghash, ghash meekhande. Meeporse,"chera too meekhandi?"
Iranie meegooyad." Man daram foosh behesh meedam, vali oon neshaste dare ghoran baraye man meekhoone!!!!"

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Angize

Yek bar mosabeghe shoja-at bude, miran shojatarin adamaro miaran dame abshare niagara, har kas ke az unja shirje bezane, shojatarin, hame khabarnegara 2 saar montazer mishe, hich kas naparid. belakhare ye nafar mipare, hame mian ba durbin, vaghti az ab birun miad, azash miporsan, Angize shoma az in kar chi bud? Torke mige: Man Anjize, manjize halim nist, un pedar saji ke mano hol dad paiin, neshunam bedin!!!

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Sepas gozari

Be torke goftan: Shoma mitunid ba yek jomle az zabune farsi sepas-gozari konid? Mige: vala ma da haghigat az farsi be onvan Zapas-gozari faght mitunim sohbat Konim.

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Kiwi

Beh yek torke miveye kiwi ra neshoon midan va azash miporsan keh chiye.
Dar javab mige: Vallah Tokhmemorgish keh Tokhmemorge, vali nemidoonam chejoori Mooketesh kardan.

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Amoo

Ye roz ye torke ba kharesh mire stadiume football ke bazie time mellie Irano bebine.Ye bilitam vaseye kharesh kharide bod. Dame dare stadium ke mirese kharesho rah nemidan ,migan ke ovordane khar to stadium mamnoe.Torke narahat mishe va mige(ba lahje): Chetor Ali ba daish miad rash midin vali man ba amom omadam ram nemidin.

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Morabi

Marabi time tabriz, vasat bazi, dad mizane: Shomare do boro birun, 2 ta shomare yek bian tu. Davar, va morabi time moghabel eteraz mikonan. Torke mige: yek kari nakonin, ke shomare 10 ra birun konam, avazesh 10 ta shomare yek biaram tuha, unvaght mifahmin footbal yani chi.

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Safar be faza

Daneshmanda dar yek konferanse elmi budan.Amrikayiha migan, ma be mah safar kardim.Rusha migan, ma be merikh safar kardim.Daneshmande torke iruni mige: ma ham be khorshid safar kardim. hame ghah ghah mikhandand. Torke mige. Eladar ma dar shab be khorshid safar kardim, ke nasuzim.

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SOS

Yek safine ba se nafar dar hale soghut, SOS (Alamate Komak) mifereste, yek safine dige miad, mige ma faghat 2 ta ja darim, baraye hamin, harki bahush tar bud, mitune savar beshe.Az Amrikayie miporse: Raise jomhure shoma kie, mige Clinton, migan savar sho. Az ruse miporsan: Raisjomhuretun kie?mige. Yelzin, migan savar sho. Az tork miporsan: sin 12 + cos 11 * radikale 243 taghsim bar 3,001122 ....

Torke mige: Eladar, khob begu ja nadarim, in soala chie dige miporsi? !!!!

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Safar be faza II

Baraye avalin bar 2 ta meymoono miferestan be faza....

Az borje moraghebat be meymoone 1:boro computero khamoosh kon va az aval roshanesh kon, va barnamasham avaz kon. meymoone bad 2 daghighe be zabune khodesh mige ke anjam dade.

Az borje moraghebat be meymoone 2.boro safinaro khamoosh kon, sar silandresho avaz kon, va motoro az aval roshan kon.meymoone anjam mide.

Az borje moraghebat be tork. Torke zud javab mide: Eladar midunam, baraye meymoona dobare ghaza biaram, be hich dogmei ham dast nemizanam!!!!

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Kelase ranandegi

Yek bar ghazanfar mire police ke doostesho biare. azash miporse chera gereftanet? mige: vala man ba jenab sarvan dashtim miraftim, be man goft:bezan 1 manam zadam yech, goft bezan 2, manam zadam, do. Bad goftesh khob hala bezan chenar, manam ye derakhte chenar didam, seft kobidam behesh.

Ghasanfar porsid, badesh chi shod?

Mige. vala jenab sarban ke mord, vali man namifahmam, mano chera inja negah dashtan!!!

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Bipooli

Yek torke be tehran mosaferat mire va polash dar tehran tamam mishe. Be pedaresh telegraf mifreste va mige: "Man kazem pool lazem". Pedarash telegraf mizane va mige: "Madaret mariz kerm nariz"

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Giotin

Yek bar seta zendanio mikhastan dar bezanan. Aghaye zandan ban mige: "Shomaha ejaze darid beine Tofang, Tanabe dar wa Giotin entekhab konid." Avali mige: "khob Giotin, chon adam zud mimire." Bad mibaranesh zire Giotin, wa kholase Giotin miofte pain wali dame saresh ke mirese gir mikone. Aghaye Zendan ban mige "chon ke Giotin gir karde tebghe Ghanun shoma Azad hastid." Bad az esfahanie miporse, "shoma chi entekhab kardid." Esfahanie mige: "Giotin khobes." Badan baraye esfahanie ham hamuntor etefagh miofteh, wa azadesh mikonan. Zendanban az torke miporse: "khob shoma chi entekhab kardid?" Torke mige: "Boro baba, shomaham ke Giotinetun kharabe, man ba tofang mikham!!"

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Pinnokio

Jesus is in the next world interviewing people that pass through to send them to the next world. There comes an old man with beard, glasses, and a cane entering the interview area. Jesus asks him: "tell me my friend, what did you do on earth?" The old man answers, "a carpenter". Jesus' ears perk up and asks the old man, "tell me, where did you live when you were on earth?" The old man says, "here and there, some say everywhere." Jesus can't wait any longer, he asks, "did you have a son?" The old man says: "some say I did and some say I didn't." Jesus can't wait any longer he jumps-up hugs the old man and says: "Oh, Father!" The old man looks at him in a funny way and says: "Pinnochio?"

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Atighe


Yek bar yek khanomi,mire dare yek maghaze Atighe forushi toye esfahan, wa be forushande mige,man yek chize kheili Atighe,wa Nayab mikham. Forushande mige:Lutfan befarmaid berim toye zirzemin man be shuma neshun bedam. Bad toye zirzamin aghaye Esfahani mige:Befarmaid in Ham jomjomeye Napelones. Khanume ba taajob mige:Pas chera do tas? Aghaye forushande mige:Khob khanum jun, yeki ez jomjoma mali javuniashes, wa un yeki dige male waghtie ke pirtar budes!

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Sar kharundan

Yek esfehani tooye otobus az rooyeh kolahesh saresh ro mikharoond. Yeki behesh goft " Mardikeh oon kolah ro bardar bad sareto bekharoon." Esfehani goft (Ba lahjeh) "bebekhshida, shooma vaghti koonetoon mikhared, shalvaretoono dar miyari bad mikharooni?"

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Otobus

Yek bar ye khanume rashti yek najar khabar mikone, bad najare miporse: "Khanem jan,masale shoma chie?" Zan rashti mige: "man har waght dare komodam ra baz mikonem sedaye otobus miyad." Najare mige: "man miram toye komod, wa emtehan mikonam." Bad shohare zane miyad, wa zood mire toye komod lebasasha bezare, mibine ke ye mard toye komodesh hast. Rashtie ba asabaniat miporse: "mishe lotfan man beporsam shoma inja chekar mikonid?" Najare mige: "Wala shoma shayad bawaretan nasha, wali man inja montazere otobus hastam."

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Baghali

Yek bar ye torki ba pedaresh dar baghali bude, ke motoasefane atish migire, va pedaresh mimireh.

Torke roye kaghaz minevise: Maghaze Ghazanfar agha felan ta yek hafte be elaate pedar sookhtegi tatil ast.

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Panir

Torke miad dame baghalii mige: In sabuni ke be man forukhti ke kaf nemikone ke.

Baghale mige: In Sabun nist azizam, Ghalebe Panire.

Torke mige: Pas unike ma emruz sobh ba nun khordim, sabun bud? !!!!

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Fateme

Yek roozi dozdi vared khunei shod va ghasd dasht keh khuneh ra berobayaad. Varede otaghi shod,zanoshohar ra did ke baghal ham khabidan, aslahash ra dar avord ke un dota ro bekoshe. "Meekhaham har dotatuno bekosham", dad zad be zane keh esmet chie... goft "Fatemeh", dozdeh goft jallalkhalegh, esme madareh man ham fatmeh bood, be ehterame roohe madaram to ra nemikosham, Bad dad zad be mardeh va goft to esmet chie, Marde Ba sedaye larzan goft. Man esmam ghazanfar hast vali toye khune fatemeh sedam mikonan.

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Pedar

Ye rooz pedare dooste torke mimireh, doostash behesh mghan :"GHAZANFAR boro HASSAN ra deldary bedeh babash mordeh." GHAZANFAR ham migheh basheh va mireh soraghe doostesh. Mishinan kenar ham GHAZANFAR migheh:"HASSAN joon HITLER ra mishnasy mard be on bozorghy bood, oftad mord; EDISON ra mishnasy kassy bood keh bargh ra kashf kard, onam mord; Princess DIANA ra mishnakhty, onam oftad mord;; Hala babaye to keh hich gohi naboodeh keh khodet ra narahat mikoni....

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Magas

Roye shune torke ye magas neshast. Torke be khodesh goft. Khob shod hala ma ham ye johi shodim, ke ye magas biad beshine rumun.

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Nini

Yek bar ye torke mire khune ye rashti mehmuni.Waghti shab mishe rashtie mige bia emshab haminja bemun, kholase bad as tarof gharar mishe torke bere pische nini jan bekhabe.torke fekr mikone nini ye bache kuchulue wa shab seda mikone wa nemizare bekhabe.torke mige:na man heminja toye mehman khane mikhabam.Badan nesfe shab khabesh nemiborde mirde toye hayat kami havaye taze behesh bokhore , ke yedafe mibine ye dokhtare kheili kheili ziba neshaste labe hoz.torke mire jelo wa miporse, kheili bebakhid,esme to chie?dokhtare mige,nini hastam,esme shoma chie?Torke mige,KHAR,TORKE KHAR!!!!

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Sadaghe

Yek bar ye torki mirese be yeki az in sandogha ke bayad pul bendazan baraye komak, wa injur chizha. Mibineh ruyesh neweshte, 'agar shoma dar in sandogh pul berizid, dar ezayash bala az shoma dur khahad bud.' Torke mige khob, pas man hala 100 tuman mindazam tush ta bala dur bashe. Kholase pul ra mindaze wa bad mikhaste bere untarafe khiyabun, ke yek martabe, yek mashin mizane behesh! Kholase bad az modati, ambulans miad o mizaratesh tuye berankard, wa mikhastan bebarandesh tuye ambulans, mibine ke yeki az dustash mikhad pul bendaze tu hamun sandugh. Yek martabe torke dad mizane: "Hey pul nandaz, sandogesh kharabe, kar nemikone!!!"

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